Been trying to take a bit of time off, but have now partnered with Andrews UK to market electronic versions of my mildly naughty novel Madame de Gaulle’s Penis (or Madame de Gaulle’s P**** as I’m told some electronic publishers will insist on calling it.) I’ve had half a century of experience with conventional publishing, which works on Vatican time and usually takes a year or more to bring out one of my books. The electronic world is something else: the team at AUK think in terms of weeks or even days. As a result I’ve had my busiest time in months, learning about all sorts of exciting things like metadata. I’ll let you know if it makes my fortune, but at the moment I can tell you it’s a lot of fun.